I would like to apologize for the fact that last Thursday's update was non-existent. That being said: get over it. It's my blog and I'll update it when I'm good and ready. Stop suffocating me!
THAT being said: I've developed a tentative schedule for how this blog will go from now on. I did this because
1.) Schedules are fun, and
2.) The OCDemons were about to rip out my hypothalamus if I did not.
So here is the new (first!) schedule!
- Mondays will be ME MONDAYS!!!
- I will talk about me. My life, my opinion and I might even write works of fiction from my mind.
- Tuesdays will be TASTY TUESDAYS!!!
- I will post original recipes that are original. Sometimes they will be so original even I won't have tried them out yet!
- Wednesdays will be WIKIPEDIA WEDNESDAYS!!!
- Those of us familiar with these days call them "Wiki Wednesdays." I will find an interesting Wikipedia article and summarize/give my opinion/flair on it. Is that enough slashes for ya?
- Last but not least, Thursdays will be referred to as the appropriately alliterated ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN THURSDAYS!!!
- Where ANYTHING can happen!
There you have it. The schedule will be suspended only if:
- There is a special holiday that falls on the day.
- I forget about the schedule.
- I feel like it, yo.
Now for an abridged ME MONDAY:
The reason there was no Thursday post is because I received a message from my mother saying that my older brother's wife had gone into labor (Did you follow all that?). This is their first child and I am for the first time in my life an UNCLE!
That's right, I'm an uncle now. My niece is the CUTEST THING EVER!!! I got her a Spider-man diaper cover so she will be the coolest thing in a diaper (except for monkeys. Fricken' awesome monkeys...). I also got her a little basket of baby things before I traveled back to New York to see her. I didn't know the gender at the time, so I got her the "yellow-themed" bag of stuff that had a yellow washcloth, plastic keys, a teddy bear rattle and a bottle with yellow giraffes on it because everyone knows that giraffes are gender neutral.
That's my life, that's my opinion, and that's the end of today's blog. Next week: Harry Potter!
You mean your older brother's wife. Your sister-in-law. :)
ReplyDeleteShe really is the cutest thing since.... since.. that other cute thing. I'd say sliced bread but it might not be much of a compliment, unless you were looking at bread sculptures of baby lemurs, or something.
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